Do not ever touch my food

Surfer Parking only all others will be washed away

Before you talk to me, I should warn you. I am kind of strange

It's the most wonderful time of the year

My Daily Life. Wake up get ready go to school class class class lunch class class go home internet internet dinner work work work internet go to bed fall asleep sleep sleep sleep Yep.. pretty much

It's the weekend. Pin everything!

Don't laugh you're here too

I have measured out my life in Coffee spoons - T.S. ELIOT

Let's stop whining and kick some ass - Batman

To become a currency converting mathematical genius

I like being sarcastic

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.

We have Nine Planets Again! Welcome back Pluto!

Save the Earth, it's the only Planet with Chocolate

How many times can we quote mean girls before it gets annoying? The limit does not exist

Can we restart summer?

Make construction workers whistle at you then beat them up.

Honey comes from bees, apples from trees, but Pancakes come from heaven

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. See the Difference?

I love those extra sugary Lollies that give me Goosebumps and shivers.