Cheese I milked a goat and I liked it - Katy Dairy

You're nothing but treble. all you do is bring us down!. The Staff Meeting

Birthdays are just nature's way of saying eat more cake

What really matters in life is rarely on my daily "to-do" list.

Sweet Dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?

Good moms let you lick the beaters... great moms turn them off first.

Hardest job ever. working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.

Either you like Bacon or you're wrong

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room

Normal Summer. Normal Winter. Seattle Winter.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

This is a mugging! Now fork it over!

Old procrastinators never die; they just keep putting it off.

I Solemnly swear that I am up to no Good

Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts. Like u as a friend. u sound like ur mother. ur not that fat. platonic 4-ever. it's not u, it's me. not tonight. not so close, ok? creeping me out. weird kisser.

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing

Cats are little people in fur coats

I am Not your F1 button!

God made us Cousins because He knew our mothers could not handle us as siblings.