Your Mom at Home Vs Your Mom in Public

Sa Pag-ibig , walang bulag, walang pipi, walang bingi...pero TANGA madami...

I know the voices in my head are not real, but sometime they crack me up

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream - Frank Ocean

I can't have nice things. I have a cat

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of Coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? - Jean Kerr

I speak fluently in movie quotes

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad.

Special Talent dramatically lip sync songs and pretend that I'm in music video

There is no angry way to say bubbles

Yelling "Stay!" at a non-living object that keeps falling over as if it's going to listen to you

We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I go by.

Me : I'm finally happy. Life : Lol, wait a sec

I never met a meal I didn't like! - Miss Piggy

I love you like sheldon loves his spot

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness

At times, I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads.

My taste in music is perfect and anyone who disagrees is wrong and probably smells weird

Omm nom nom nom - Cookie Monster

Here I am. what are your other 2 wishes?